The Epidemic Still Spreads

There is a disease spreading like wildfire around the school.  Senioritis has affected many students.  Common side effects include, but are not limited to:

·         Pulling your homework out of your backpack.  This is then followed by watching YouTube and then putting your homework away.

·         Saying you are going to study, but then later using your study materials as a coaster for the popcorn you are eating while watching your favorite show.

·         “Forgetting” to do your math homework.

·         Opening your assigned reading, immediately closing it and opening up Sparknotes.  Those few affected with severe senioritis will either not open Sparknotes or attempt to skim it.

·         Dressing in sweatpants or yoga pants with seldom brushed hair.

If you or loved ones are suffering from senioritis, be not afraid.  The writing center offers free counseling for those who want to take a small step toward a healthy, productive life.  Here at the writing center, we believe that the first step to a senioritis free life is an error free paper.  If you sloppily wrote a paper when under the manacles of senioritis, feel free to get it spiffed up in the writing center.